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 Pirate Pranks

Here are some of our kid's favourite pirate jokes...

Q: What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes...?
A: A beginner!

Q: Who did the pirate want as his girlfriend...?
A: CindARRRRella!

Q: What are a pirate's favourite sweets?
A:  Smarties, my Hearties!

Emma and Olivia, Age 6

 Q: What is a pirate's favourite dance?
A: The Hokey Cokey -because you put one leg in and one leg out!

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Why do pirates walk funny?
A: Because they have crossbones!

Amelia, Age 7

Q: Why are pirates like Father Christmas?
A: Because they both say "yo ho ho".

Q: What is a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: Arrrrrrrr.

Q: Why do pirates like to dance?
A: Because they like to shake their booty.

Sadie, Age 6

Q: What is a pirate's favourite country?
A:Arrrrrrrgentina !!!

Ragz Burrows, (Age undisclosed!)